the reason i am like this, for people who wondered how this abomination of a person even happens, i can finally explain in one story.
so i have to work as my dad's bitch because no one else will hire me - as i'm sure everyone knows or assumed. one of my tasks is to print out letters he dictates and today, a "personal letter from Dr. Sokolov" kind of really ruined me (at first....but then made things in my life all the more clear). it was a thank-you letter my dad wrote to my mom's parents for letting them (my parents) stay in their (my grandparents') santa barbara place for the big 25 year anniversary. it is passages like this that have shaped my life as lauren kay so:
"and every night culminated in a rejoice in the jacuzzi or shower"..........
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha, one of the best/worst things about that is that apparently he thought your grandparents would want to know that??
ReplyDeleteRIGHT?!?! my mom wants me to go back and edit that part out so that we can spare the old people a few extra heart attacks
ReplyDeleteHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH DYING. I LOVE RICKY
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