sex therapist

so a lot of people think that the reason i talk about sex so much is because im a perverted freak deviant prostitution whore but really it's because i think sex is at least 65% the importance of every relationship, AND it's the only thing that every person in the world has in common.

when i say things about sex i'm just saying it for everybody's own good because a lot of people have private thoughts and issues that they are embarrassed to address, and i take it upon myself to be the voice of reason and bring back communication and SPIciNESS to the bed room!!

tip of the day by me:

it is a really good idea to watch porno together. because like, guys can just see naked body parts to get turned on, but girls really need to see sexual actions happening to get turned on.

i have a lot more advice but i just wanted to put that one out there.

have a spicy monday!

workin out barbie on the rise-n-grind

thought of today:

i am rather opposed to old folks dating new people after their spouse dies. i guess i could compromise for younger couples but .....i accept that like i accept "libertarians." but it only got worse when my mom totally agreed w the other side saying "if i died i would want dad to start dating and find someone new" ASFHJKGHJK i even asked her if she meant like NOW, if (godforfuckingbid) she died tomorrow. she said yes. THAT'S JUST WRONG! i understand that people get lonely and i guess it's okay but i don't know. huge moral/ethical conflict.

in my eyes IT'S STILL CHEATING
dying ≠ breaking up

by the way i wrote this last night so when i say it's the thought of the day, i actually mean yesterday's today. peace up non h8-ing californians!

i hate titles

i think i know my NEWEST criteria: NOT AMERICAN