so a lot of people think that the reason i talk about sex so much is because im a perverted freak deviant prostitution whore but really it's because i think sex is at least 65% the importance of every relationship, AND it's the only thing that every person in the world has in common.
when i say things about sex i'm just saying it for everybody's own good because a lot of people have private thoughts and issues that they are embarrassed to address, and i take it upon myself to be the voice of reason and bring back communication and SPIciNESS to the bed room!!
tip of the day by me:
it is a really good idea to watch porno together. because like, guys can just see naked body parts to get turned on, but girls really need to see sexual actions happening to get turned on.
i have a lot more advice but i just wanted to put that one out there.
have a spicy monday!
Ugh, porn does nothing for me whatsoever. I try not to be a square about it but so much of it is just so obviously about getting the guy off and no one gives a flying fuck about making the girl feel good, that's why when they "moan" the sounds basically double for what it sounds like when your car won't start
ReplyDeletesolid point indeed; i guess just use the mute button or get louder than whatever youre watching so that you get the benefits of the visuals without the distraction of the "sounds"
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