style decode

thought process behind rich bitches who think money can buy style:

PATH 1:
figure out a trend of the moment and buy it in every color

PATH 2:
learn the name of a well-known label and buy everything they make no matter what it looks like

PATH 3:
wear the same piece(s) over and over and over again and justify it by thinking that expensive = timeless

PATH 4:
all 3 paths at once/any other combination

gardener nish nish

i have actually decided against being a gardener, but it's okay bc ish vas going to be the biggest austrian supa starh since heetlah:



and i'm gonna be a method actor and stay in character the entire time bc i can do his voice and the outfit is so ME

sniffly

i just got embarrassed of my room. i have the sniffles so naturally i have a billion boxes of tissues and lotion next to my bed, and naturally that makes it look like i am a 13 year old boy who wanks it 5 times a day.

halloween ideas

I PROMISSSEEEE I'M NOT A RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheap Balmain

i would die for Balmain. but i got dirt cheap lookalikes. so i'm not ready to die just yet.

giggle bear

mt lion

i just watched on tlc a thing about a woman who got attacked by a mountain lion but survived and at the end they were showing her saying "i have a purpose in life and now i get that it's not about just what you look like and how you dress and whatnot on the outside"
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then i thought i was gonna cry bc her face changed permanently and because i also thought that that is what is going to happen to me/what i would deserve at this point
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