signs that you are poor like me:
1. you feel good about yourself when you can afford things in quarters/dimes/....nickels even.....yeah i said it i meant it
2. you can't afford DEODORANT on your own
3. $20 = really rich
4. you would rather get something for free than have sex
5. ... and when you wake up in the morning and see something you got for free, it is the best, most validating feeling in the world to know you didn't pay for it.
i feel like you and larry david should start a club
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